Relax Week

Story 1

Bud is a driver for one of the most important and famous physicist in the world name Prof Stone. Prof Stone involves in many conferences and lectures. To make the long story short, when Bud started his job, he drove Prof Stone to his first lecture of the day. Since his part is taking about 4 hours in the first slot, Bud, who don't know where else to go sit at the back of the lecture hall and holding newspaper that Prof Stone by at the side of the road. Everytime Prof Stone had to give lectures in any places Bud will drive for him and sit at the back of the lecture hall. For 10 years Bud is doing that and suddenly on one very fine day he asked Prof Stone, "Prof, I've been following you for 10 years. I've listened to many kind of things in your lecture and I also know the common question that people would ask. So, can I replace you in today's lecture?" Prof Stone reach his cup of coffee and said "alright, if that is what you want." So on that day Prof Stone is the driver while Bud is the lecturer. When the lecture start, Bud explain everything just exactly the same as how Prof Stone is doing it and he was asked the question that he know what the answer is. Prof Stone was thrilled by Bud's performance and so he asked him to do the same on the next day. But agreed. So on the next day, again Bud is giving lectures while Prof Stone sit at the back of the lecture hall holding newspaper. But this time one of the young mind stand up and raise a question that Bud never heard of and is said to be the best question in his 10 years experiences with Prof Stone. But Bud smile and said "that is a very simple question. Even MY DRIVER back there can answer your question!"

Story 2

One day, a doctor visited an asylum to visit his old friend who works there. During his conversation with his old friend, he didn't notice that a patient there has punctured his car. He only noticed that when he walked towards the car. By hook or by crook he had to change the car's tyre. Successfully removed the punctured tyre and replace it with new tyre, now he only need to put the nuts back on. But a patient accidentally bumped him. And moreover the nuts fell in the drain near the car. The doctor tried his very best to get the nuts back and keep scolding the patient who bumped him. Suddenly the patient said "why don't you take one nut from each tyre to make up for the lost nut? I am quite sure that the car can still move with three nuts on each tyre." The doctore was thrilled by the idea that he himself hadn't think of. Then the doctor asked "You are so brilliant. What made you here?" The patient replied " I AM crazy but I'm not stupid."

Story 3

An old lady went to a post office and give the officer there the thing that she wanted to post. When the officer weight the thing he said to the old lady "I'm sorry. Your package is too heavy than it should so you need an extra stamp." The old lady replied "Oh, ok. But wouldn't the extra stamp make it heavier?"

Story 4

One day, US former president, Bush come to Malaysia. To take care of diplomatic relationship, government has set the driver and booked a five star hotel room for him. Next day, the driver pick Bush up at his hotel and drive him to whereever he want. Feeling bored, the driver ask Bush what he always want to do. "Well..." Bush said. "I always want to drive cause everywhere I go people has set up a driver for me." The driver granted what Bush had wished and let him drive for the day. But when Bush is driving, he forgot to stop at one red light and his action was seen by one young police officer. The police officer frightened up when he saw BUSH is the one who drive that car. So he called his superior and said "Sir, I caught a Very Very Important Person violate the red light. What should I do?" His superior officer replied "Well, who was it? A minister?" "No sir, he is beyond that level." "Erm..Prime Minister?" "No sir, he is more important than the Prime Minister." Frustated with the problem the superior officer ask "Well who is that VVIP?" Then the officer replied "I don't know sir. But the driver itself is BUSH."

*This joke is not pure mine. This is a joke that I remembered or read from someplace and edited it before posting it.